Assholian Noncerino Retardus

A very, very long time ago, in ancient Rome, one man was named this by his ungrateful mother. He was bullied endlessly throughout his time at school and nobody needed to call him names as his official name was bad enough. 20 years later, he legally changed his name and surprising to him, everyone was sad because they had no joy in calling him that name, instead, his name was Dave. Because of the mass sadness, he changed his name back to this where it is now immortalized.

"Shit, man. You're such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus, shape up."

by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

Assholery

An act a person has done to be an asshole.

Emily took my last drink, her assholery has pissed me off!

by Rhys with influence of Jay October 14, 2019

Assholic

The act being an asshole. Behaving in an asshole like manner.

His behavior is less assholic when he isn't drinking.

by janiegrrl13 June 4, 2014

Assholicity

Your basic asshole except with a more elastic approach to his assholistic behaviour.

"His assholicity" goes beyond even... Larry the Cable Guy!

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

assholatry

The worship of people who are assholes in order to get ahead

Mark: Jared left his new bride in Cabo to come back early and work on the BigJugs account! Phelps said he had to.

Steve: God, Jared will do ANYTHING to get ahead. He is so in to assholatry.

by JanevonMises February 15, 2010

Assholier

a person that becomes so rotund and bloated in their demienor beyong the confines of the singular word 'asshole' becomes 'ASSHOLIER'

michael was being such an asshole then he goes and eats a baby, now hes even assholier

by Joe Radd October 4, 2006

assholatry

Actions exemplifying those taken by an asshole

Bouncers at clubs have mastered the art of assholatry.

by ceasar_colorado June 28, 2009