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ASSHAT

one who is oblivious to the world around them,lacking common sense,their head might as well be up their ass.
ec isn't going to vegas so he can put rocks around his yard,what an asshat,he is going to miss the best time ever!
by LAUGHING SKULL November 15, 2006
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asshat

1. milder form of asshole. comes from old online forums. all swearwords, including any combination of "ass" and "hole" was considered vulgar and would get your message censored and possibly flagged, but "ass" was just fine. so ppl used "ass hat" cuz everyone knew what you were referring to plus you avoided censorship and web filters.

2. ppl now use it to refer to brownnosers or bull-headed douchbag asshole bosses.
"Look at the asshat typing in all caps all the time. What a douche bag."

"dude my dillhole boss put a profanity filter on the company internet servers. what an asshat."
by lurpy January 31, 2008
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asshat

One who shows so much ignorance to the world around them that it seems as though their head has been shoved into their rear-end, using it as a hat.
Idiot: 9/11 really happened on 9-11???
Person making fun of idiot: No shit, you asshat.
by kikurasshat April 2, 2009
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asshat

What an asshat! His head developed from his anus!
by LexAveNYC December 25, 2007
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asshats

Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.

2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.
Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are

Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.
by Expane October 27, 2005
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asshat

Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
i.e. Michael English.
by zoe2001 June 3, 2009
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asshat

The inability to process mental reasoning or common sense. Thus wearing your ass as a -10 Intelligence hat.

See also Forseer, Imalilteepot
Shouldn't a Hunter or Rogue be able to pull one at a time? He is such an asshat!
by Bueller aka asshat March 22, 2007
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