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assercise

Exercise geared towards women with no ass, to increase the size, or one with an out-of-shape ass, to tighten it up.
Her ass is drooping bigtime; she needs some assercise.

My ass is totally flat, but look at her! Could I get an ass like that if I did some assercise?

He is so bony. Dude could use some assercise.
by BlueNinja November 19, 2007
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bitch-assery

1. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that has elevated the act of being a bitch-ass to that of high art.

2. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that is so extreme in it's unfortunateness as to warrant a designation of being bitch-assed to the utmost degree.
"Windows 98 programming is nothing but bitch-assery it crashes so often!"
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
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assenterbot

A description of a typical inhabitant of Accenture, a so-called "management consultancy".

A description of someone emotionally lobotomised and programmed to create large decks of Microsoft Powerpoint slides at random. They "communicate" with each other using random verbiage generators. Accenture bots do not eat, rather they go to expensive resteraunts and argue about who knows more about the menus. They then order, pay and leave without eating as a demonstration of "thinking outside the box about process"

Assenterbots simulate aspects of the human behaviour called "annual leave"; they may go on holiday on a yacht in Thailand, they will still attend 2 hour daily conference calls.

Once an assenterbot decides to leave the Collective, other members of the Collective will ignore it in corridors.
Jim had to work with three assenterbots. They spent three months to prepare a 1000 slide presentation that took two days to show. By that time, Jim had already designed and implemented a new system - so he kicked their asses out the door!
by MrPi October 1, 2006
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assertive

Someone who makes the initiative to take action
In order to be assertive you have to be motivated
by Gerard Irick November 12, 2010
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bad assery

The act of perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior.
Zell Miller has redefined bad assery.
by Mister Man the Guy September 23, 2004
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Asset

Sarcastic slang term used to refer to a particularly ineffective/incompetent female firefighter. Assets are often protected and given false praise because no chief or administrator has the balls to terminate a female who can't do the job.

After years of being sheltered from reality and held to a lower standard than their male couterparts, the assets will often believe the bullshit said about them and develop a false sense of worth. At that point you're stuck with them forever.
The chief told the newspaper that Kathy is a valued asset to the department. What a bunch of bullshit, the stupid twat finds a new way to fuck up at every fire.
by IsThisNameBeingUsed August 27, 2010
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assertive

To do what you want to do, in an aggressive yet not overbearing way. To go for what you want.
People were scattered timidly around the keg, so I stepped up to it in an assertive manner and took over the tap.
by Jeffro Moravo January 12, 2006
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