asscrack sandwich

A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.

Damn, Laqueesha gave me and Tyrone an asscrack sandwich last night, shit was lit as a mothafucca.

by hary dicksack March 10, 2017

asscracker

Name of a ladies viscous raccoon

asscracker bit my finger

by aunt coll December 19, 2020

Asscracker

A fat fucking dipshit who never washes his ass and eats crackers all day.

Ewww look at him he is such an asscracker.

by SourceofAutism January 31, 2024

Asscrack hairstyle

The way in which one's ass hair is cut or arranged

-Did you try anal with Jenna last night?
-No way dude, her asscrack hairstyle is literally a spider web.

by nobodycaresm9 December 4, 2016