assalaamualaikum

Arabic
meaning: May peace be unto you

Assalaamualaikum Brother
May peace be unto you brother.

This reference is a common greeting in Islamic cultures. Derivitives of this word are also in Hebrew, this is a longer version of Shalom and salaam.

by Moiz October 27, 2007

assatall

A genetic condition of having no ass at all

I bought some Brazilian jeans to cure my assatall.

by ThicChic April 19, 2018

assault pooping

Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.

Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.

by Kingleil May 8, 2018

Assatall

A nice way of saying "whoop his ass!"

Tori told Christi to "kick that assatall baby" as she played her opponent in pool at Mr. Cues Billiards.

by CIA_thepoolplayer November 20, 2018

textually assaulted

to receive so many texts that it feels like you have been violated
or
to get multiple angry texts

man, her husband textually assaulted her for being late.

by rockarolla July 13, 2012

anus ASSault

When you fart directly over your wife/girlfriends mouth while they are sleeping, causing a confused and bad taste. Theirs nothing the victim can do to defend against this attack because they're sleeping.

woman: I bought 2 tickets to see "Grease" the Broadway play for Saturday.
man: I'm not going the Rangers playoff game is on!!
woman: Yes you are, I already bought them!!
man: If I go they'll be anus ASSault for the next week.
woman: I'll return them and try to get Ranger tickets.

by matt pascucci December 25, 2007

assalope

Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such

That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!

by Brad Albert November 5, 2005