asswipe 

1. something that you wipe your ass with. afterwards it is thrown in the trash because it is that bad. usually referring to a person who is being stupid or mean.

You're an asswipe for making her cry.

asswipe by Spanish Exchange 2006 April 10, 2006

Asswipe 

Someone who was concieved as a result of "back to front" wiping after anal sex

I'm your dad Asswipe.

Asswipe by BigRob78 January 11, 2008

asswipe 

1. A slang, vulgar term referring to toilet paper.

I can't take a crap without using some asswipe.

asswipe by star8706 February 1, 2003

asswipe 

undeserving of anal consideration

smelly like toilet paper

pejorative of anal uncleanliness

i can believe what an asswipe that guy is

u asswipe..clean up ur act!!!

asswipe by nanza63 November 11, 2010

Asswipe 

Another word for toilet paper, pronounced As-weep-eh.

John (talking on the phone): Hang on a second there, bill, I have to use a asswipe.

Asswipe by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

asswipe 

Shit residue.

After brushing one's anal region with absorbant paper tissue, the semi-liquid matter that appears to form a brush or perhaps a feather-like pattern. It is quickly examined, rated and disposed.

asswipe by vince February 26, 2004

asswipe 

u like to use someone face to wipe ur ass

Im gonna use ur face a an asswipe.

asswipe by Kyle Rhoads May 1, 2003