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asstoot

Fucking someone who is farting in the ass. Usually deeply till one cums.
Martha ate plenty of beans and was horny enough for an asstoot.

The bear was gastulating and was beaten to submission and later asstooted on.
by asstoot February 7, 2010
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asshooker

1. One who sells their ass for stupidity.

2. A more obvious term for asshat.
Captain Caveman was a prehistorical asshooker.
by Thallium March 22, 2004
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Assbrown

1. A Hashbrown enjoyed out of the anal cavity.
ex. Yo I got an assbrown from michelle branch, with ketchup nd shit.
by King Jamz May 24, 2006
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assbowl

the last hit in the pipe that occasionally gets pulled through into your mouthular cavity - producing a coughing, spitting, near-wretching effect - often resulting in undesirable yet hilarious consequences
Dude, I think there's one more hit in this pipe but it's probably some assbowl
by bonedoggy March 22, 2004
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Assbros

Gay guy 1: So Brad and I are screwing every night now.
Gay guy 2: Are you guys dating?
Gay guy 1: No, he's afraid of commitment. We're just assbros.
by Canopenerdude December 1, 2013
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Asswool

This is a certian fluff that comes out of ur an ass looking sum what like cotton bat but much more amusing. This also can be used as an insult.
Kera: "you are such a asswool!"
Abel: "Oh no u DIdn't!":O

Kera: "OMG her asswool is coming out of her pants!"
Abel: "WOAH she could make a shirt with that much!"
by Kera E. Barr December 7, 2006
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assmoogle

The term "moogle" is derived from the latin "moogalotopiaism" means "object that dingles, often times a berry". The term ass refers to... do you really have to ask?
Brad has an assmoogle on his nose!!!! (how did that get there?)

Does anybody have a kleenex? Pesky assmoogle...

*pfft* assmoogle!
by Kristin March 4, 2005
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