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by dsaasddsaasd April 10, 2022

Arcade Assasin

The most effective anti-women spray, used worldwide by over 400 thousand sigma gamers

Person 1: if Markiplier mentioned Arcade Assasin in one of his videos, his subscriber count would drop by half or more
Person 2: who the hell starts a conversation like this?!?

by CEO of Kevin December 9, 2022

Boner Assasin

An fucking ugly girl

whos that fat chick in the corner?

dont do near her, shes a frikken boner assasin!

by Greencow67 December 10, 2010

Asparagus

Someone who always seems to smell extremely bad and does not even try to clean themself. No matter what time you see this person, they smell awful.

Jordan- (takes off football pads)

Team- Jordan you're an asparagus

Jordan- Shut up fools I smell fresh

Team- You smell awful you asparagus

by Thomas Selser December 10, 2013

asasin

Hey! Learn how to spell "asasin" correct it's Assassin Jeez

You: "Hey look at that asasin"
Me: "ASASIN?!!? ASASIN?!! Bro ITS SPELT ASSASSIN!

by RazbowWolf July 21, 2017

asparajism

Jism of a distinct flavour caused by the excessive consumption of asparagus.

"Gee Bob, Your cum tastes like asparagus today"

by czak May 8, 2004

aspartame arse

The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.

The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.

Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".

by Alex in Scarborough December 14, 2008