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Asian Fishing

The act of making yourself appear asian, either using makeup or other face-changing mediums. Often mistaken for normal winged eyeliner or dolly makeup, both of which leave the average non-asian looking the same.

Asian fishing is a real issue and a form of racism, but is rarely taken seriously due to the misinformation and performative activism surrounding it.
"hey, you know that girl Mackenzie in chem?"
"yeah, the Korean one?"
"what? no, Mackenzie is Irish"
"... so she's asian fishing?"
"... yeah"
by madfitsluv July 3, 2021
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Asian Felation Sensation

When you orgasm from recieving oral from an asian.
That asian felation sensation really felt good!
by super nuclear mangina March 28, 2010
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asian fuck boy

The small population of hot looking Asian boys. They look hot, good sense of style, amazing hair, and an amazing sneaker game. They got a look that they give that can melt girls' hearts. Though they are very "rare", you'll know him when you see him, because you'll never forget it.
Woah?! Did you see him? Yeah! He's such an Asian fuck boy! I know right?! He's so hot!!!
by ParzivaltheWrestler November 21, 2016
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asian fetish

a sexual attraction to asian females by white males. contrary to public opinion, there is nothing racist or wrong with this as it is an example of outbreeding behavior.
Rice King: damn, I just played a japanese video game with asian girls wearing skimpy costumes and I need to masturbate to satisfy my asian fetish!
by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
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Asian fail

We all know Asian parents have extremely high standards. An Asian fail describes a result that is under 85%.

ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)
e.g.
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*
by A+ Asian December 3, 2009
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asian fart porn

Asian fart porn is in the name porn with Asians that fart in the video
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Asian flower

I've never seen anything more beautiful than a shaved Asian flower
by Bungalow Bill December 2, 2002
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