lance armstrong

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.

Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.

by captain kirks number 2 bowl December 28, 2005

Fat Armstrong

A full-body Dutch Rudder, when a male friend assists you by placing his hands on the sides of your torso and thrusting you in and out of a girl.

Dude, I'm too tired for this... wanna help a guy out and gimme a Fat Armstrong?

by cliche_guevara September 14, 2009

tim armstrong

just a little info on tim...
he has a lisp
and a mohawk
used to be married to brody armstrong of the distillers but divorced her after she cheated on him with queens of the stone age lead singer
has his own record label (hellcat)
used to be homeless druggie from berkley and has become the greatest
has been in the transplants rancid and operation ivy all are great

i looooove tim and rancid

by punkloverpyro March 29, 2004

Neil Armstrong

first man on the moon, famous astronaut.

neil armstrong rules!

by anonymous March 26, 2005

Armstrong-ing

Following in Lance Armstrong's footsteps and using drugs to cheat in sport

"Did you see that girl in the Under 15's basketball? She was 6 foot 5 and had a beard!"
"Yeah man. She was obviously Armstrong-ing

by bilbobagginthebitches January 19, 2013

Jack Armstrong

Slang Name, no offence to any dude who might actually have this name -- I know of no Jack Armstrong. A dude who Jacks off so much that he has developed huge forearms as a result.

I think Popeye is a Jack Armstrong. Look at his forearms. He is a sailor and his girlfriend is OLIVE OIL. Together they found SWEET PEA.

by Brutus & Bluto Blockhead May 31, 2006

Adrienne Armstrong

Beautiful wife of Billie Joe Armstrong, lead singer of Green Day. Activist. Mother. Lovely human being.

Person 1: Who's Adrienne Armstrong again?
Person 2: She's married to Billie Joe Armstrong. And the person below us has some serious reality issues.

by SophieElle March 6, 2011