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Ard

Bro doesn't even know his ABC's what an Ard
by TTVkylemarx01 May 14, 2022
mugGet the Ardmug.

ard

"im happy you like me ard"
by bootswitthefurrr October 2, 2023
mugGet the ardmug.

Alt-ard

A right wing extremist, inverse to left wing extreme SJW wokeflakes yet on the same coin in that both are preachy, condescending, often hypocritical or self conflicting, and make up the most extreme ends of their respective political spectrum areas.

Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.

Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.

Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
"Careful, I think a group were prowling around that area. I heard them mumble some anti-asian stuff about covid"

"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
by T0tty April 28, 2021
mugGet the Alt-ardmug.

ARD

ARD strives to uncover the mysteries and threats that terrorize the border daily. ARD works tirelessly to research, document, and learn about infections and anomalies spotted in the AEGIS facility, as well as ensuring the health of individuals in the facility at all times. They are responsible for handling infections such as HC-191-B or CZ-131-A, and researching new ones using our state-of-the-art labs. They are responsible for the marvels in technology, such as the PKSF or numerous documents like the Infection Guidelines.
1. "ARD is responsible for the technologies used by those in AEGIS facilities."
2. "To get into ARD, you must be the rank of Senior Operative or higher."
by AEGIS07 July 29, 2021
mugGet the ARDmug.

'ard

someone who is 'ard is even more Solid than someone who is Solid. People who are 'ard might include Kerrdekerr Young Man and Potato.
Kerrdekerr is so 'ard mahhn, not one u want to mess with amiright?!
by KDK <3<3 May 30, 2018
mugGet the 'ardmug.

onbo-ARDING

The act of getting onbo.... ARD.
Hey man, you onbo?

Im onbo-ARDING
by Mooseticles May 13, 2022
mugGet the onbo-ARDINGmug.

Part-arded

"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."
by xanadude313 August 14, 2019
mugGet the Part-ardedmug.

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