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onbo-ARDING

The act of getting onbo.... ARD.
Hey man, you onbo?

Im onbo-ARDING
by Mooseticles May 13, 2022
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Ard

Bro doesn't even know his ABC's what an Ard
by TTVkylemarx01 May 14, 2022
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Ho-ard

The ho-ard was having a very good time.
by Eyidid March 7, 2022
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Courtney Danielle Ard

She is the most beautiful human I’ve ever been aware of. I meant that as in her empathy’s depth or well. She’s closest to right as you morally could imagine much less ever come close to nearing her capacity. She is the most overlooked unappreciated human I’ve ever been around. She is the most important person to me on this entire earth. She has always had someone in her ear trying to tear us away from each other. I understand. Courtney I love you from the bottom of my heart forever and always.
Courtney Danielle ard... damn she’s got it all!
by GarretJones February 18, 2021
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Alt-ard

A right wing extremist, inverse to left wing extreme SJW wokeflakes yet on the same coin in that both are preachy, condescending, often hypocritical or self conflicting, and make up the most extreme ends of their respective political spectrum areas.

Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.

Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.

Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
"Careful, I think a group were prowling around that area. I heard them mumble some anti-asian stuff about covid"

"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
by T0tty April 28, 2021
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Ard Up

Meaning Lock in or Man up and tighten up.

Used to encourage someone to snap out of a moment of weakness or to focus with great intensity.
Created by Sultendo in 2022-2023, although never used so I had to add it here... maybe someone would.
"bro I can't do this anymore my girl left me."
"Ard the fuck up yo."

"Yo I think my hand's broken, think I need to hit the hospital?"
"Nah, ard up."
by Sultendo January 9, 2026
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Ardelis

Ardelis is big hearted, smart, and a smart ass. Tells it how it is. She may be shy but she really isn’t. You want an Ardelis in your life. She will treat you like royalty wether you’ve been friends for hours or friends for years. She can be chill or the life of the part. Everyone needs one in their life.
Let’s go visit Ardelis this weekend.
by Zeusmann November 23, 2021
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