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appletun

(Trainer): Here applin, take a sweet apple
(Applin):*evolves into appletun*
(Trainer): Aww, Appletun is so cute
by HandsomeDragon8 February 8, 2023
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Appletwat

A fruitbasket individual who has reached a certain level of faggotry that they have achieved the status of appletwat. The word is not limited to: dirty homeless people, your gay friend, a retarded kindergarten teacher, and a grumpy snowball.
Wow, you are such an appletwat... better get that checked out bro
by KinGGeeT April 2, 2011
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appletosis

A disease where a person uncontrolably swears..
It is very contagious to people who are reffered to as Jordan.

This disease is very deadly and has no cure. If you have it, you can't ever get rid of it. You are stuck with it for life.
Person: "Stop swearing JORDAN !!!"
Jordan: "I can't help it !! I HAVE APPLETOSIS, AND I CANT GET TID OF IT !!"
by ania-ceggiiee September 25, 2010
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apolotext

I apolotexted Jess for drunk dialing last night.
by Jamie Bennett October 26, 2007
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Apolotweet

A public apology using the social network site Twitter. These are most commonly used by a celebrity dumbass for doing some dumbass thing. The apolotweet is a desperate attempt for the celebrity to stay in the good graces of their fans.
Lindsey Lohan apolotweeted again for breaking the rules of her probation. This is her third apolotweet this month. What a dumbass!
by deucey29 June 24, 2011
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Apolotroll

a·pol·o·troll   
uh-pol-uh-truhl Show IPA
–verb (used without object), -trolled, -troll·ing.
1.
to offer an apology or excuse for some fault, insult, failure, or injury in a sarcastic, ironic manner. Usually when one feels the apology is undeserved.
2.
to make an informal and lulzy defense in speech or writing.

–noun
1.
a written or spoken expression of one's regret, remorse, or sorrow for having been insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another
2.
a defense, excuse, or justification in speech or writing, as for lulz.
3.
( initial capital letter, italics ) an insincere dialogue by Socrates before the tribunal that condemned him to death.
-v.
1.He apolotrolled for asking his roomates to be quiet during study hours.

2. She believes that apolotrolling is the best form of non-violent retaliation.

-n.
1.I insisted upon giving a formal apolotroll for acussing him of breaking and entering after evidence had been presented proving his guilt.
by 4th3lulz July 21, 2011
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AppleTVremote

Worthless POS!!! Whichever marketing bastard created this inane object deserves to pushed off a cliff!!! This "remote" is so tiny and minuscule it's practically a child's toy!!! And what a great marketing tool!! Create a "remote" so microscopic it's easily lost many times, until it's permanently lost, and one has to purchase another one in order to finish watching their shitty tv shows!! I have a better marketing strategy Apple! "Can you not!" (I still love you apple, I'm like so excited about the new iPhone :)
I can't find my AppleTVRemote again! Fml right?! Oh wait I do have a decent size computer I can finish watching forensic files on! HP for the save!
by FrancoisBenicia18473 August 27, 2016
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