Apprentice

a stupid show that everyone cant resist watching, including me people compete to work for trump, (a job which they probably dont do anything for him, i doubt they ever see trump again after the show)- all you see is trump acting as if he owns the world and bragging about how good all his companies are doin, its just a big commerical to see what a buisnessman trump is, i hate him, i hate his show, yet i watch it every week

You see Trump on the Apprentice? what an egomaniac.

by ushouldbefired December 26, 2005

sorcerer's apprentice

mopping you loved ones but crack with your hair.

my live partner give me a sorcerer's apprentice with pepto bismol.

by Big daddy Irish October 8, 2011

go apoplectic

To have a fit. To express enough fury or indignation to risk a stroke or brain aneurysm.

Shelly will go apoplectic when they tell her the diamonds are fake. She'll go apeshit insane.

by budser December 5, 2009

apprentice boy

a secret society similar in structure to the orange men formed in 18 something or other to commemerate the seige of derry where during the war of occupation by the royalist dutch and british immigrants had been rightly besieged by the catholics inside the walled city of derry. eventually after 13 weeks or something and "befallen to depraved and ungodly practices" see sodomy and cannabalism william of orange dispatched a full army to slaughter the catholics families. the catholics in turn ran to defend their loved ones allowing food and supplies to be delivered by the apprentice boys of the city. at that time it was illegal for catholics to have any trade other than menial labour or farmhand.

the apprentice boys are marching today in derry, i was going to bring my mother to hospital but i cant know cuz them bastards have everything blocked off.

by da original playa June 11, 2006

Apprentice

Usually preceded by The, The Apprentice is a show where randomly picked out of the mental institute idiots try to win a nonexistant prize by doing crazy get-rich schemes. Donald Trump tells them they're fired and they go back to the institute.

"Last week on The Apprentice, they had to sell hamburgers at McDonald's, so Danny dressed up like a hobo and chucked baseballs into a hole in a piece of cardboard. Did you see it?"

"Nah, Survivor put me to sleep."

by ABOUT TO GET SUED BY DONALD TRUMP March 12, 2005

appletuck

the act of a woman sticking her breast into a man/woman's anus

Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!

by thesbians 06-07 December 12, 2008

Appletizers

Appetizers ordered at Applebee's

What kind of appetizer do you want babe?

Don't you mean Appletizer? Gosh, look at where we are eating dork.

by alyandbri July 19, 2010