by Whatthefuckareyouretarded August 04, 2012
1. A computer company that manufactures outdated pieces of crap for way too much money. 2. A system that is highly incapable of running any program or game in the world 3. Useless pieces of junk.
by RP123 May 05, 2005
by Mac hater 1 August 07, 2006
1: a fucking round red fruit that everyone calls an apple
2: a name for a girl who wants to be fucked
2: a name for a girl who wants to be fucked
by madame-shitbag November 12, 2020
by hockeylingo November 30, 2014
Apple? Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of idiot do you have to be to search for something as basic and boring as an apple? "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"? More like "an apple a day keeps the excitement away". Apples are the ultimate symbol of mediocrity and conformity, the kind of thing that people eat when they're too lazy or too cheap to try something new.
And don't even get me started on the "health benefits" of apples. Sure, they might have some vitamins and fiber or whatever, but they're also loaded with sugar and carbs, which will rot your teeth and make you fat. Plus, have you ever heard of cyanide? Yeah, that's right, apples contain a toxic chemical that can kill you if you eat too many of them. So much for keeping the doctor away, huh?
But hey, if you're really into apples, then go ahead and eat them. Just don't expect me to be impressed. There are so many other exciting and delicious fruits out there - mangoes, pineapples, passion fruit, you name it. But no, you just had to search for fucking apples. Congratulations, you're officially the most boring person on the planet.
And don't even get me started on the "health benefits" of apples. Sure, they might have some vitamins and fiber or whatever, but they're also loaded with sugar and carbs, which will rot your teeth and make you fat. Plus, have you ever heard of cyanide? Yeah, that's right, apples contain a toxic chemical that can kill you if you eat too many of them. So much for keeping the doctor away, huh?
But hey, if you're really into apples, then go ahead and eat them. Just don't expect me to be impressed. There are so many other exciting and delicious fruits out there - mangoes, pineapples, passion fruit, you name it. But no, you just had to search for fucking apples. Congratulations, you're officially the most boring person on the planet.
Wow, look at this genius over here, searching for fucking apples like it's some kind of culinary masterpiece. Newsflash, buddy - an apple a day might keep the doctor away, but it won't do shit for your taste buds. Go ahead and enjoy your bland, boring fruit while the rest of us indulge in something actually delicious.
by ValuableDamage42 April 11, 2023
A species from the planet Spacet Ree in a galaxy roughly translated to Fuck Shit Fuck Cunt Crap. They can reproduce asexually, but have the ability to mate with nearly every known species in the known universe. They have three races: red, yellow, and green, but they can be mixed. They have existed long before the earth had formed, and the apples colonized that planet before humans existed. Their gender can be found by the number of seeds found inside. 0to10 is female, and 11to-0 is male. An apple invented a technique to harness the energy from the mitochondrion to perform extreme tasks in the event that oxygen and nitrogen are not present in the body. They prefer temperatures around -35°F because that is the temperature they are used to, but they speed up and slow down the vibrations of their molecules to match the environment around them. They have been in a near constant state of war for the past fifty trillion years because of a senator messed up a trade route.
An apple landed on Mars 16 1/2 years ago, accidentally insulted the king of the Martian goblins, and was sentenced to anti mercy.
by Doctr Garlick 7248 March 03, 2020