André
André is a lovely guy. He can be sometimes a Donkey, but after all you love him. When you are together with him, he looks like a Zombie, but when you are all alone with him, you know something going to happend. They love to be virgins playing games like Fortnite and Fortnite, because they don't know any other game. They always have an annoying brother that just anoy André's. They are not the best in love, but it's true that they have the smallest dick. They can be ugly and beautiful, but most of the times they are half-half. They are Gods in bed, only on sleeping, because in other stuffs they are noobs.
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