ancient vagina

An artifact found back in 1983 by the world famous anthropologist Demitrio Cruz in Swamps of South Florida.
The device was made from harden clay. It is beleived to be the first know "Pocket Pussy" Scientist beleive that the ancient people that this device belonged to would fill it with soft clay and or mud type substance in order to give it that real deal feel.
Some scholars think that the device was used on long grueling trecks for food when the Mammoth's were scarce and hunting for food could take days at a time. They didn't want to risk spraining there spear throwing wrists.

I gonna go hunt me some Mammoth and FUCK the shit out of that Ancient Vagina

by Karma Police August 21, 2005

Anchondo

A surname given to the most repectable beings anywhere, only the best of the best can be regarded as Mr. or Ms. Anchondo. The origin of this last name is unknown, however; many people believe that Chuck Norris may have started the name in the 12 century to commemorate people who he belieeved would be able to rival his magnitude. To be refered to as Mr. Anchondo is a great honor. In many religions and cultures if somone is refered to as Mr./Ms. Anchondo means that they have pledged their undying servitude and life to you. Usually Follows Daniel

Servant- Good-afternoon Mr. Anchondo, I see that you have returned from your Daily 5 minuite Jog.

Mr. Anchondo- Yes I have, China is nice this time of year, but i much prefered Denver. Either way it's nice to be back in New York.

Servant- Yes sir, I will see to it that I map a new course for your jog tonight Mr. Anchondo.

by SexxiiBeast July 17, 2011

ancient

A group of people from Stargate who built the stargates 3,000,000 years ago they were also called the Al terans. see also Ori

Daniel jackson became an ancient in season 6, but he de acenended beacuse he couldn't follow the rules.

by Uchena Kema December 31, 2005

Ancient Textin

Text in which one uses the actual number keys instead of using the new modern keyboard cell phones

"dang dude why do you take so long to text" the friend replies"man you know I'm using Ancient Textin I cant afford they keyboard cell phone"

by PPdixxle June 30, 2009

Ancient Geek

An archaic, obsolete or outdated phrase or mode of expression, most often or exclusively used on the Internet.

- (((Rachel)))

- wtf does that mean?

- it's Ancient Geek for giving you a virtual hug.

by lydiapond October 15, 2010

ancient thunder lettuce

Marijuana

I been smoking this ancient thunder lettuce all day long.

by NewWordologist February 10, 2015

Anchin

(Noun)The Anchin is a commonly found girl towards the far northern hemisphere and in some parts of sub-saharan Africa. She has a reputation of having far too many boyfriends and completeley lacking self-control. One unexplained phenomena is how so many young men have failed to resist her. For males walking in danger zones (areas containing one or more Anchins) one helpful deterrent is to dress badly fashioned or to walk around blindfolded (it is belived that if you cannot see her she has no power over you). To find out whether or not your zone is Anchin free go to www.anchinlocation.com

(Verb) an attempt to cause a person (usiually a male) to feel emotional attraction to any person without any such feelings having been discovered beforehand.

The ANCHIN is coming this way!
Close your eyes I just saw an ANCHIN

I’m going to anchin him to me
I got ancined by that girl

by Someotherdudeathome June 30, 2018