Alternate Facts

Despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. These facts are often hard to verify as all data and analysis doesn't leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. Furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.

Trump: Hey Pence, Nickelback is the best selling band of all time! We need to book them for the inauguration.
Pence: Save your alternate facts for the media and twitter.

by Taco Corp January 23, 2017

One Alternative

A Pennsylvania based acoustic-fusion band beginning in 1983 started by Jill Haley, Mark Oppenlander, and David Bozenhard. As quoted from their website:

"ONE ALTERNATIVE describes its sound as an acoustic fusion that blends the compositional form of classical music with the spontaneity of jazz and rock."

They got their name from co-founding member Frank McDermott. It comes down to the thought that their sound is one alternative to whatever different sounds one would want to listen to.

They currently have 5 members of the group:
--> Jill Haley-French Horn and Oboe
--> Mark Oppenlander-Guitar
--> Dave Bozenhard-Guitar
--> Cooke Harvey-Bass Guitar
--> Tony Deangelis-Drums

They also have 6 albums:
--> Greenlawn (1985)
--> Take Note (1988)
--> Shadows (1990)
--> Yet to be (1996)
--> Changes (1998)
--> Pendulum (2003)

You can check out some of One Alternative's music and get their gig schedule on their website at www.onealternative.com

John: Hey, did you go see One Alternative last night at Taylors music?
Maria: Yea! It was mind-blowing!

by music_lover125 May 27, 2009

Altoona

A town in Pennsylvania that people from out of town call quaint and people from the area know it as hell. If you take the bad part of a small city like Pittsburgh that is roughly the size and appeal of Altoona. Yes, the best definition for Altoona is, other than the metropolis of Blair County, a town with the largest drug problem per capita of any city in Pennsylvania, and the highest depression rate. Though, Johnstown was deemed the most depressing city, it was only because the people in Altoona were far too depressed to get out of bed and vote. Furthermore, Altoona is the only place on Earth where drive-by shootings are so pathetic a person can fire fifty bullets into a car and cause no damage to the driver.

I thought about going to Altoona but decided casturation seemed more appealing.

by Leeward December 10, 2007

Alternate Google

Many versions of www.google.com.

poogle, kizoogle, and froogle are all Alternate Googles.

by flclimax1 November 24, 2007

Alternate BH-ing

Boob harassment. The act of intently observing a pair of boobs. It's BH-ing, but with boobs instead of ass.

A bitch is walking down the hall, better do some alternate BH-ing.

by The BH-ing Club April 25, 2013

alternating current

Electricity. to reverse direction or sign periodically.

Day and night are like alternating currents.

by Kay Smith February 3, 2015

Alternadude

Alternadude (awl-tur-nuh-dood) Alternadudes (plural) -adjective - 1) A word used to describe an alt type guy living a particular lifestyle and representing the antithesis of societal norms (ie rockers, skaters, punks, emos, surfers, goths) 2) noun - Any alt type guy sporting any, all, or combination of tattoos, piercings, long hair, shaggy hair, facial hair, mohawks, or any anti-societal trend of the day (an alternative dude).

There were tons of tatted up alternadudes at the concert.

by Altguy2010 September 7, 2010