aloha akkhhhhbaarrrrrrrrdrdrd

the terrible pronunciation and spelling of "allaho eekhbear", oh no wait, it's "allaha akhbarr", dammit i don't know!

I don't know how to sayy aloha akkhhhhbaarrrrrrrrdrdrd!!!!!

by sqreemwithme May 2, 2018

aloyna

The best person alive. Hates everyone at first but when she gets to know you she still hates u deep inside

Aloyna hates you

by Coolioboi June 3, 2018

aloha press

A desperate double or nothing bet on the 18th hole to make back all the money you lost on the previous 17 holes.

I know I’m down $1,000 but I’m going to aloha press the last hole and try to make back all the money.

by gustavoalt June 30, 2018

Alouna

A very lazy person

Get up and clean the dishes before I keep kick you out alouna

by mynameisugly March 17, 2019

Alohamora

Used often by Hermione Granger, it is a spell to unlock heavy doors, regardless of the lock - of course unless there is already a charm set on the said door - or weight.

Ron: oh no, the door is locked!
Hermione: oh, move over! Alohamora!
*door unlocks and opens*

by TinyNova November 18, 2020

Alohaphobia

The fear/phobia of being randomly greeted by a person with the word "Aloha".

"aloha!"
*screams*
"oh sorry i didn't realise you have alohaphobia"

by enhancedrock January 4, 2023

Liquid Aloha

Hawaiian Jizz. Traditionally guava or pineapple flavored.

-"We're you hanging out with Lani last night bro?"
-"Hell yeah dude, I gave that bitch some liquid aloha."

by vroller May 21, 2016