Achievement alcohol

Alcohol earned through considerable effort.

Jimbo: The damn store was closed so I had to go two towns over, in the snow, without shoes, while being chased by wolves, to get these distilled beverages.

Eoin: Ooooh, Achievement alcohol. lemme try.

by Yokisaan May 18, 2010

alchofunk

The smell that is emited from one that has been consuming alchoholic beverages.

Damn the mutha fucka got sum badass alchofunk.

by Cujo February 5, 2004

alcolapse

a temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgment brought on by drinking alcohol and becoming drunk.

"I don't remember cussing my ex out. Must have been an alcolapse."

by Amanda Nicole Romanach July 27, 2015

Alcohol

Alcohol is used for various purposes. Many people are drinking it, but it is also used for medical purposes (i.e. to sanitise your hands). It's ok to use for medical purposes, but not ok if you drink it. Drinking alcohol will not only harm your own body, but will also destroy other's lives.

Alcohol is haram in Islam because it is harmful. Don't drink alcohol.

by Jaga Kesihatan Diri July 8, 2022

Alcohol Poisoning

Is what my friend Charles got after 15 shots of wild turkey in 2 hours. Puking is usually consistent for upwards of 6 hours, accompanied by shirtless grunting and dry heaves. Following that is a period of delusional, semi-coherent bouts of swearing, and culminating with an attempt to crawl into my bed. which was denied. Recommendations are to not drink 15 shots of wild turkey, ever. Especially the day before your first server training shift at Olive Garden.

Sorry for spilling your Fettucini Italiano all over your face, ma'am. I got alcohol poisoning.

by hey. there. shittyshittyfagfag January 21, 2009

alcohol

a tricky drug that makes you forget all your problems but couple hours later makes you fall into straight up depression

I am so drunk from alcohol
-couple hours later
why dont you love me gary

by dagreatest February 5, 2009

Functional alcoholic

Someone who can maintain an orderly, outward social appearance while their personal life has devolved into complete chaos due to over-drinking. Their friends and family are often impressed with their achievements, while the alcoholic knows that their drinking has lead to a full-blown loss of control and that it is just a matter of time until their behavior blows up in their face. In a bad way.

Emelio's friends/family: " Emelio is about to graduate med school. We are so proud. We only wish we could accomplish as much".

Emelio: "I am a functional alcoholic. Everyone I know thinks I'm doing great but in reality my brain has turned to slush. I can't believe I BS'd my way through med school and got a 3.8 GP because I don't remember any of it. I can't believe I'm almost 30 and have somehow avoided getting a DUI thus far. Everyone thinks I'm so great, but in reality, I'm totally fucking dangerous but I just haven't been caught yet. It's all catching up with me though. It's only a matter of time until I do something really stupid and everyone will realize what a fuck-up I truly am.

by ???s upon ???s September 1, 2016