Albalculus

When someone uses an abacus for calculus.

Dang, doing Albalculus is freaking impossible!

by Jimtopia1 April 4, 2008

Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

ALAL

All Liberals Are Losers

If ACAB no matter what then using the exact same logic ALAL

by Null input May 12, 2021

alba-deprived

when you constantly miss alba and feel that spending one more day without her might be fatal for you

i havent seen her for a few hours and im already feeling alba-deprived

by flowerbromance January 1, 2022

Albanian Rozzers

Slang term used to identify the police force of Albania. Popularised by the car reviewer James May.

James May: "Crikey! It's the Albanian rozzers"

by notbigbrad June 28, 2022

jessica alba

(1)a female with both looks and brains, but doesn't have to use them to attain popularity; the opposite of a paris hilton
(2)a attractive multi-racial female, also known as a dark angel. Similar term: halle berry

Tammi is definitely a jessica alba; she will come out on top in any situation.

by Rolie Platnin August 10, 2005

Alba

The native Scottish name for Scotland.

Names of Scotland in Celtic languages :

Alba - Scottish
Albain - Irish
Yr Alban - Welsh
Bro Skos - Breton

by siarach April 18, 2006