Arselander

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....

Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...

by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

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arselated

When an individual is isolated for being an arsehole

The guys arselated Paul after he not only slept with all their wives but reported back that none of them scored higher than 3 on the great shag scale.

by QtThinkers November 8, 2015

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st. anselm's

ok so most of them are nerdy but I know a few hot st. anselm's guys and most of them are nice at least.

Don't pick on st. anselm's guys!

by MLG March 25, 2005

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assel around

Verb (derived from ass); to vary from a direct course so as to hinder those behind you, causing aggravation.

We'll get there on-time, if this jack-ass in front of us doesn't assel around.

by Richard Carlton Myers (posthumously), submitted by son: James Lee Myers January 25, 2008

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Aselyn

The smartest and sweetest girl your will ever meet with the biggest heart. She is a giver and never expects anything in return. Aselyn's have the most amazing brown eyes, and are so beautiful and love to laugh and smile. They have trouble showing their feelings, and take sometime to warm up to new poeple. They don't trust easily, but that shouldn't stop you from trusting them, they are very trustworthy. They need someone who will listen to them and give their honest opinion. Once you have an Aselyn in your life, your life will be full.

I met this girl named Aselyn and she was the most amazing girl in the world.

by Savyjenn November 26, 2010

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