Admiration Day

The last workday of the week, usually a Friday, when one tries to do less actual work and spend more time admiring the work done earlier in the week.

On Admiration Day:
Bob - "Did you get any work done Today?"
James - "Almost nothing but I got plenty of things done earlier this week."

by Jonathan Ribhole October 3, 2008

Admirals Wishbone

The Admirals Wishbone originated in Rota,Spain on a Spanish Naval Base. The Admirals Wishbone is a sexual act, the nature of this act is thought by some to be impossible. To successfully do The Admirals Wishbone, one must take his balls into a womens anus while he still is banging her vagina. Thus creating a wishbone type of shape.

Guy 1: "Bro! Last night me and Sally got freaky and she let me do the Admirals Wishbone."

Guy 2: "Nice Bro! You deserve some shots tonight!"

by Conway TittyBang December 10, 2013

System Administratrix

A female system administrator

Yes, she's our system administratrix; she's very strict.

by Ajira January 31, 2009

Sunday Admin

A phrase used to describe various administrative tasks that occur on a Sunday, such as putting a washing in, doing your supermarket shopping or doing work for your job that has to be done for the next day.

"What are you up to today?"
"Ah...just the usual Sunday Admin"

"Oh no, I can't tonight, I've got Sunday Admin to do"

by Sparkle Echo July 8, 2012

Portuguese SAD Admin

When you spread Nutella over your virgin innocent girlfriend"s ass and then proceed to lick it vigorously.
This usually happens when you are trying to find an excuse to approach her pussy without seeming an insensitive bastard

- I need to fuck her but she wont let me ! She"s such a saint !!

- Buy a Nutella Jar and be a Portuguese SAD Admin !

by brunoaleixo July 28, 2016

Admiral Douchebag

The highest level of douchebaggage in the heirarchy of plain douchebag, total douchebag, and captain douchebag. This person has attained a zen-like oneness with being a complete and total fucknut and has been consistant with it for years, if not decades. They are the yoda of the douchebag kingdom.
Often in a position of power, they study new ways and methods of being a complete douchebag and impose their will upon those below them. They can be easily identified in the wild via office parties, as the one to give a speech that strokes themselves and uses horrible jokes to humiliate employees. Ironically, this species does not get along with its own, as they tend to terrorize lower level douchebags, such as the Captain Douchebags.

Admiral douchebag is going to fuck us with our raises again this year.

by DrSmooth June 27, 2006

Sponsored By Adidas

A video of a man (I think a rival cartel member) laying on the ground with his hands tied behind his back wearing nothing but his underwear and several rival cartel members are standing around him . One of them wearing an Adidas hat cuts his chest open with a hunting knife and his organs start coming out and you can see his lung moving when he breathes . He is pumped with adrenaline to keep him from going into shock or passing out but also so he feels everything . Then the guy with the Adidas hat cuts piece of his heart out and eats it . This video is from Mexico.

Guy 1 : Hey you wanna watch a shock video ?
Guy 2 : You mean like 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar ?
Guy : 1 No something very very disturbing .

Guy 2 : What could be more disturbing ?

Guy : 1 You ever watch Sponsored By Adidas.

by Td November 5, 2021