Spazzmatic adjustable spazz

When you are such a spazz that you have hit the point where your spazziness is adjustable just by hearing one word.
by M. Sean September 25, 2008
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seasonal adjustment order

The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.
Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."

After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"
by Stephen Collins September 01, 2006
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Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were
Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours
by D Flawless June 27, 2020
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When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
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comes from when your dick is uncomfortable against your thing or undergarment
*while walking*
*stops*
haha let me just adjust real quick
*reach and adjust to preference*
ok lets go
by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018
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Person 1: yo bro i just ordered the FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black from Staples.ca
Person 2: yoo bro thats sick, i wish i could afford one!
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Beatitude adjustment

A more Christian version of instant karma, in which someone suddenly learns that the Beatitudes of the bible also have a negative side, such as: "Cursed are the arrogant, for they will inherit nothing. Cursed are those who hunger for wrongdoing, for they will be left hungry. Cursed are the cruel, for they will be shown no mercy. " rather than "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth" etc.
Adam said Bo was bragging about his new car Monday and wrecked it Tuesday. That's a Beatitude adjustment for you.
by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine December 22, 2022
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