mage accelerator

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magik

A:why mage accelerator is so dificult to get?!
B: RNG

by springroberto2020 January 11, 2022

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

acceleraphobia

Fear of the gas pedal. Characterized by erratic braking, persistent traffic obstruction and speeds of more than 5mph under the limit. Prevalent mainly in central/south Florida and Branson, Missouri. Often accompanied by acute Blinkeritis.

Rush hour traffic was especially horrendous today. Seems like half the population of Tampa has acceleraphobia.

by axisgrid December 15, 2009

accel

A homo-sexual who likes spiny tom-cat cock rammed into his obese figure as he howls his love of Command and conquer 2 : yuri's revenge into the ever blowing winds of Goatse, his mum is also known as Tubgirl.

gay fat obese ugly unwanted

by Accel hater 3 May 10, 2005

Acceleration

The process of getting high on speed

Yeah baby! I'm getting mad acceleration on this shit!

by Brovahkiin93 June 2, 2016

Accelerationist Post Modern Primitivist

The political viewpoint of someone who wants the world to advance enough for robot appendage then falls into a primitive tribal-like society and as quickly as possible.

"So do you support the left or the right?"
"Neither, I'm an Accelerationist Post Modern Primitivist!"
"What the hell is that?"
"Basically, REJECT MODERNITY RETURN TO MONKE.......but with robot arms"

by GingerLandWhale November 8, 2020

accelerlate

When someone is sitting at a red light and not paying attention when the light turns green, then they stomp on the gas as if to make up for the time they made eveyone behind them wait.

Did you see that bimbo accelerlate when you honked? She should put down the phone, the starbucks and the lipstick and just drive!

by bookwaller February 11, 2008