absolutely wanked

A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.

"Ere Billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?"
"Sos m8 absolutely wanked on pimms ygm lad"

by FuckinBlazeItM8 October 29, 2015

absolutely louis walshed

When you fall over spectacularly.

"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".

by :S:S:S:S:S: May 21, 2016

absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

by Stayout February 27, 2019

Absolutelyjustmissthenetherlandsingeneral

Used when you were studying/living in the Netherlands, fell in love with it, but you had to leave.

Dude, it's been a year since I've been in Amsterdam. I just Absolutelyjustmissthenetherlandsingeneral.

by NGMoppee March 3, 2020

Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 9, 2020

Absolutely not

Means she 100% likes the man bun

Me: “I know you like the man bun.”
Her: “Absolutely not.”

by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020

Absolutely Not

She 100% likes the man bun

Me: “ do you like the man bun”
Her: “absolutely not”

by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020