absinthemindedly

doing something dumb when fucked up on absinthe.

*John just drank a shit-ton of absinthe*
Matt: dude! John just absinthemindedly jumped off the roof!!

by absintheking June 19, 2009

Absinthe

Absinthe is a distilled spirit infused with herbs including the thujone-containing Aretmesia absinthium. Many describe its effects as significantly different than alcohol alone, but the nature of thujone's effects are much disputed. It was popularized in the late 19th century and associated with the bohemian artistic movements of the time. Also known as Green Fairy, Green Goddess, La Fée Verte

Man i had one shot of absinthe last night and i can't remember a thing!

by Hindi January 4, 2006

absentini

An absence attributed to excess martini consumption.

Patty: Sorry to have blown you off at spin class this morning. Meltem was in town last night, and we stayed out waaaaay too late.

Judy: That will be recorded as a fully-excused absentini.

by Judy Gresham August 14, 2010

Blue-Absinthe

This is a triple shot, done in punishment for a friend member announcing his engagement to another person. It contains 2 parts Blue Aftershock, and one part Absinthe.

Friend 1 "I'm Getting Married!"

Friend 2 "You Gotta do the Blue-Absinthe!"

Friend 1 "S**t!"

by Barry Hague April 6, 2006

absinthe

Contrary to popular beleif, absinthe is a strong alcoholic beverage that WILL NOT make you hallucinate or see faries. due to its high alcohol % it will just fuck you up and get you really drunk. most people have never had absinthe make posts on UD cuz they saw euro trip.

dude 1: "hey maaann i heard that absinthe will make you trip.."
dude 2:"thats cuz your a skeevey cunt who smokes black cock"

by Xndr August 10, 2006

assential

Combination of "ass" and "essential" together. Having a physical characteristic that makes a person's ass the best part of the person.

(tongue in cheek) Her assential qualities make up for her lack of personality.

by doradothedog May 19, 2010

Absinthe

High alcohol volume. Very high. 85%. A mouthful is about 4 beers' worth. Has a strong liquorice taste and smell, but you don't taste it if you drink it straight.

REALLY warms you up.

"Mate, check look at the back of the bottle- 'VERY high alcohol volume. Do NOT drink neat'"
"Uhh, I just drank 3 mouthfuls... Absinthe is the Elixcer of God..."

by Ziggy-Stardust May 24, 2008