beach

Approaching a cracker and making a loud noise in their face similar to a seal (the kind that lives in the ocean).

Did you see that guy's face when I beached him?

by Greg&Cory December 22, 2004

beach

"beach" a word fobs try saying but end up saying "bitch"

mom:HEY! guess what?
co-worker:What?
mom: I live near the beach!
co-worker:ohh uhh yeah me too!
mom: its nice to live near a beach because its fun to swim in!
co-worker: what the hell?
mom:uhh...would you like to live near a beach?
co-worker: HELLLLL NAWWW!!!
mom:WELL YOU GO TO HELL!!

by nerak audab September 8, 2008

The Beach

A grassy location at the University of Pittsburgh containing many scantily clothed women/men. Usually it used in referance to Schendly Plaza but may also refer to the lawn of the Soilders and Sailors Memorial.

"Lets go to the beach and check out the scenary."

"The beach has a great view of the ocean"

by cdsaylor October 23, 2008

beached

When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.

Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!

by talia06 May 16, 2006

Beaching

When you wear long pants and it is hot out side and your balls get sweaty and sticky, just like when your out in the sun at the beach!

"God damn it kevin i'm beaching again, i'm going to have to go wipe the sweat off again"

by Lucas aka douche November 21, 2005

Beach

I blunt of weed

Hey man I could really go for a beach right now....

by MorgyMorg March 2, 2009

Beach Swole

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.

Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."

by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019