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artificial creamer

The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.
Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.
by The Real Killjoy April 6, 2010
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Artificial Brain

a smart phone, cell phone
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events
put your artificial brains away, we are taking a test
by Alpino February 1, 2023
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artificial boner

A boner that someone gets artificially through the art of self gratification.
Alaina gave himself an artificial boner after reading this.
by Alaina's right testica August 30, 2010
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Artificial Playground

This is the word of champs. It signifies the four regions of every man's life. Artificial Playground as a whole represents the video game section, which is also the most dominant. Play represents the sports section. The other two are somewhere in there, so I will let you use your imagination.
I am an Artificial Playground because I love video games and football.
by Artificial Playground November 27, 2003
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Artificial intelligence

There is no way to explain this art that we as people have created. Artificial intelligence is something beyond that we could explain. Just like our Galaxy, we know nothing of it's full contents or control.
by Ianscrew July 9, 2018
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Artificial Ignorance

Purposefully made up fake "facts" to dumb down and confuse people.

Example: anything Trump says.
Fox News is an actual propaganda organ whose purpose is to create artificial ignorance in our society.
by jeffsyrop August 10, 2018
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