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Drew’s Argentinian Grandpa

Literally every video’s patreon end card has this
I am literally dying because of this
*Random patreon follower*
DREW’S ARGENTINIAN GRANDPA
*Another random patreon follower*
by Dead Bart April 10, 2023
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Aretina

She gorgeous as hell, a ginger fuck, but the sweetest girl you eva' gonn' meet, yo!
"Yo, is that Aretina? She's pretty as hell!:
"Duh, it's Aretina"
by OGBreadSheeran October 27, 2019
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Argentinean

Person from the formerly Spanish-controlled nation with an awesome heritage and culture. The majority of the them are devout Catholics, and the women are absolutely gorgeous.
The are two Argentinean girls in the Baptist Student Union at my college (NKU), and they are incredibly gorgeous; plus they are identical twins!
by Jonesy March 31, 2005
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Argentinian Equine

A horse face common to women from Argentina.
Bella is from Argentina, she has an Argentinian Equine face
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish February 15, 2014
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argentinean

An amazing person coming from Argentina, that has a huge penis and is very kind and gentle. Always scores with women
Look at that hot argentinean! I wish hisnis was inside me
by Paco lopez March 29, 2005
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Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail

A story and result of an elected official's extramarital international affairs. In U.S. political sex lore, commonly associated with a South Carolina governor on a quest for marital redemption, who instead finds a path to adultery, infidelity and world confession.

A political Cad story making a mockery of Conservative Family Values as the founding doctrine of a Republican politician.

The press interview of a male slut after an international vacation.

Political hypocrisy with a sad apologetic face and a happy penis.
"Hey Joe, let's grab some brewskis and ask our lovely wives if we can go on a South American vacation to come back with our own Argentinean tales of Argentinean tail."
..."No Max, that's for politicians, I prefer to keep my truck, guns and trailerhouse without fighting over them in the divorce. And that's my Argentinean tale / Argentinean tail, and I'm sticking to it."
by benighse June 27, 2009
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Argentinian door knocker

While receiving a blow job in a standing position, the guy lifts his Wang stick out of the way and proceeds to knock his fleshy sack against his partner's forhead. Also known as the upright version of the infamous Tea bag or the reverse version of the Cowgirl Tiara
"Wow Vanessa! I love your new hair cut, those bangs sure do make me want to give you an Argentinian door knocker"
by paddleB September 1, 2014
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