Almost anything

A term used when you feel that you can find anything, usually at a store, but you can't find everything there. For that reason, you can only find ALMOST anything at said place

Dude, you can find almost anything here, man!

by KVeezy23 June 15, 2016

Almost Single

when a person is in a relationship that will end but neither party wants to do the dirty deed of breaking up the relationship but both parties know its over.

You're almost single because You and your significant other don't speek anymore, you don't even know what they're doing anymore and you don't care and your significant other feels the same, but no one will say "okay this is getting ridiculus, lets just be friends"

by TateBreakable April 1, 2008

Almost boyfriend

An almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don't really know too well but you both want to be together although you can't make the first move

Bestie: who's that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?

You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend

Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away

by Oliviaxbae March 29, 2015

Almost Gay

When one male almost does something suspect AF, but is quickly corrected.

"Bro your zipper is undone."

"That's embarrising."

"Don't worry, I got it."

"Hold the fuck up! What are you doing?!"

"Sorry, you're right, that was almost gay."

by Fancy Colt March 10, 2017

Almost Porn

Softcore pornography either in video or image form that does not show penetration, and usually has very brief shots of both the male penis or female vagina. There are also no cumshots for either partner shown on camera. You may often find these types of videos on Cinnemax or HBO2 late at night.

Since my scrambling box doesn't work for the Spice Channel, I have to settle for Cinnemax and Almost Porn

by ACG2x January 6, 2004

almost-number

When you give out the wrong phone number by accident, often as a typo and only wrong by one digit.

bec: have you heard from cory yet?
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted

cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...

by Becstar October 26, 2006

Almost Dro

Almost dro, is a Term used to describe a certain kind Marijuana. Although its not actually hydro grown weed, its a Slang term used. Almost dro is actually Kinebud, But has lost its potent THC levels, And does not possess its Potent smell, or fresh texture. As if it was stored for too long. Because of this loss in Quality it is priced lower then regualr Kinebud prices.

High Grade Kinebud has a very strong potent smell, If you store it in a plastic baggy, and put it in your pocket or back pack. The room or yourself well still have a very strong smell. Which is why its preferred to store in a air tight container for smell, better storage place, and the crystals that are one some buds, can stick to the sides of the container, which can be scraped and smoked.

IF you cannot identify these characteristics on your so called "Kinebud". then its either almost dro, or Kinebud that has lost its potency. Remember High grade Kinebud, can put a Pothead who Smoked for years, on cloud 9, which is really high.

you got any kindz?" , "Naw, i got this almost dro though

by Tango bravo Charlie Sierra September 10, 2010