Alley Oop

when a girl is giving you head, right before you nut you pull out, with your hand coming down to slap her, blow your load into your hand and give her a wet slap in the face.

"so i finally pulled off the alley oop"
"no shit?"
"yeah it was amazing but she was pissed"

by E Dogg Unit X December 3, 2009

Alley Vlogiannitis

Alley Vlogianntis is the name given to shitty soccer players. These types of soccer players tend to get injured a lot because they are just so small and bad. They are also very whiney and tend to act like a child. Alley's tend to be very short, around 5 feet.

soccer child whiney small short alley vlogiannitis alley vlogiannitis

by james mclovinn November 17, 2010

alley fight

I knife fight in an alley that usually ends with a trip to the hospital

I bet $50 on the alley fight

by Timmyj96 January 25, 2014

Alley ally

Somebody who has your back if you get jumped in an alleyway, but doesn't have your back any other time.

Seamus proves to be a good alley ally, the rest of the time he is anti-me.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

alley-oop

This is not for the weaker man; during intercourse in the verticle, standing position; the male lifts the female onto his shoulders in one fluid motion, and performs cunnilingus.

My buddy John broke his back trying to give a fat chick the alley-oop!!

by samiam4292 March 19, 2007

alley cat gang bang

A gang bang where the receiving recipient wails loudly, similar to a stray alley cat.

"I was surprised how loud Matt wailed while we all were doing him at J's place last night. For someone who had asked for it and thanked us afterward, it almost sounded like he was hating it. The neighbors couldn't have not heard, it was like a damn alley cat gang bang."

by BasicBitch6969 May 20, 2014

alley smiling

Indulging in a brief bout of oral sex in a darkened hallway, alley or narrow opening.

brb... I'm just walking outside with my boo for some alley smiling

by mr. pickles December 16, 2015