Pledge of Allegiance

That irritating moment in the morning of every school day when we are forced to worship a peice of cloth in the classroom.

"I pledge allegiance to the cloth hanging in the classroom, and to the brainwashin for which it stands, one nation under canada and above mexico." My pledge of allegiance.

by Glokwerk July 21, 2006

pledge of allegiance

A type of brainwashing invented by the government of the United States and crammed down your throat by schools since preschool. Translated into simpler terms, the pledge means this:

"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."

Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.

Yolanda: "Have you recited the pledge of allegiance today?"
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."

by Jason Q. Dedrickston December 15, 2004

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

alegra

the coolest little hoe (in a loving sense) you'll ever come across! she's the best friend you could ever have and is very shy at first. she's outgoing only around her closest friends.

"hey, did you see that new girl?"
"yeah, she seems like she'd totally be an alegra!"

by jennybarnmsithastry December 17, 2009

allegiant

The 3rd book in the divergent series (many consider it the last book some count four)
The meaning of allegiant in the book is the group that is against the factionless and want to go outside the fence it is also hated for SPOILER ALERT not ending in "gent",and killing tris.
(Allegiant also means loyal or faithful)

To find out more read allegiant it starts on page 19
"Because they are allied" Evelyn

by Wordverse August 6, 2016

allegating

The act by which someone makes an allegation about you, especially to your boss, with the primary intent just to get you in trouble

She was allegating against me to the boss and said I didn't show up on time. She's always trying to bring the heat on me!

by Keggeroo July 3, 2008

Allegretto

A last name that means “Brisk music” usually people with an interest in music have the last name of Allegretto

(Name) Allegretto has came made the team! (Name) Allegretto is a good piano player.

by iTz Steelcity November 21, 2018