by TheSimpLord July 25, 2020
Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.
"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"
by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 17, 2017
omg is that a alek Gutierrez!
by DJ QALEK August 19, 2011
ok your having a 69 with two guys and then you shit in ones mouth and then the one with the shit sucks the other ones dick and then has cum and shit in his mouth and then they make out and transfrer the shit/cum.
by kenny sharp January 11, 2007
TOP G ALPHA MALE
IF SOMEONE CALL YOU A ALEKS BOSS YOU ARE THE BOSS, NO ONE IS BETTER THAT YOU, AND NO RULES IN THE WORLD APPLY TO YOU!
IF SOMEONE CALL YOU A ALEKS BOSS YOU ARE THE BOSS, NO ONE IS BETTER THAT YOU, AND NO RULES IN THE WORLD APPLY TO YOU!
You are an aleks boss
by Aleks boss September 02, 2022
Aleks Salontai is a national figure in the republic of former Yugoslavia. He gave the people the freedom of speech and he stopped the events of "Sexsund" after he destroyed the Moon and made another one. He is still alive today, possessing a form of a little boy.
by alexsalontai November 18, 2022
by chris pigott12345455453234321 November 24, 2010