alpaca

the greatest animal that will dominate the world after we destroy ourselves .the alpacas will create underground chambers to survive in while we destroy humans and all minor species. while in these chambers.they will discover cold fusion and and engineer new species to live on the earth

the narwhal will asist the alpaca in their universal conquest starting with the earth

by jeby144 April 28, 2009

Azpack

The Magestic Azpack. It has a Mohawk, prominent snout, convex hooves, one hump and when in water it can ink like a squid. It has the softest fur in the world but it cannot be touched, because it will make the Azpack multiply. It is an omnivore. There is only one in existence. There were two but one got pushed off a cliff in an attempt to get a genie lamp. The Azpack is the only known natural enemy of the Chupacabra. It speaks in dubstep and is the only animal that listens to dubstep. It loves the smell of paprika. Azpacks are lactose intolerant. Their tears cure the common cold. It eats rainbows and poops butterflies. Comes from the Latin for "Prominent Snout".

Although I have never seen the Azpack, I have heard its dubstep cries several times.

by Punkindrublic94 July 25, 2011

chia alpaca

A vreally cool pet in Peru. Just add agua!

Here comes Wally Marshall with his Chia Alpaca leaving green slime like whole grain oils on the floor.

by Wally Marshall November 3, 2007

Alpacum

Cum... from an alpaca. Made in New Jersey.

"What do you have there, missus?"
"A vial of my favorite alpacum, of course."
"Jolly good."

by luisdile02 May 16, 2009

apache

In a sense of the word that has become increasingly common in metropolitan Turkish culture, the adjective/ sometime noun defines a type of person, usually a male, who wears flashy, fake-branded yet stylish clothes, supports a highly stylized quasi-emo fauxhawk, dances Tecktonik and hangs out on curbsides and concrete urban parks. The song 'I'm In Miami, Bitch' is most often associated with the Turkish Apache.

Ooh, that song Alors On Dance brings out the apache in my heart. I can't keep my arms from moving wildly, in and out and around my head!

by felireze July 8, 2010

Alpaca

The most mischievous animal on the face of the earth. Alpacas are behind aaaalll things devious. Your lost ipod, the gum in your hair, everything. FEAR THE ALPACAS!!

The alpacas stole my lunch money

by A_jar_squid January 26, 2010

Apache Tomcat

While you're tearing out your women, throw a cat into her gaping pussy (it can't be declawed). Make sure to whoop like an Apache Indian.

Man, did you see the way Bethany was walking today? They definitely did the Apache Tomcat last night.

by Appellemoi April 1, 2015