when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.
Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?
Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)
Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)
by theinstigator December 13, 2013
Get the spinal adjustment mug.you are a vagina.
You're calling me a vagina?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, that's too good for you.
What you are is...
vagina adjacent.
You're calling me a vagina?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, that's too good for you.
What you are is...
vagina adjacent.
by sheen17 April 20, 2010
Get the vagina adjacent mug.Related Words
adj
• adjacent
• adjective
• Adjani
• adjee
• Adjustment
• Adjacent to the Truth
• Adjaculation
• Adjanae
• Adjanie
Adjire (verb) the superior and more chad-pilled word for "agree" and is an easy way to exude an aura of unrivaled sophistication and refinement.
"Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones is better than the rest of the Star Wars films combined. Do you adjire with this statement?"
"Oh ya of course I adjire. You could even say that I am 'in adjirement'".
"I think that joke you told me just now is very funny like TBS."
"I adjire with that statement as would my girlfriend if she were here right now but she goes to a different school so you don't know her."
"We should go get Big Friendlies."
"I adjire. Let's do it."
"Oh ya of course I adjire. You could even say that I am 'in adjirement'".
"I think that joke you told me just now is very funny like TBS."
"I adjire with that statement as would my girlfriend if she were here right now but she goes to a different school so you don't know her."
"We should go get Big Friendlies."
"I adjire. Let's do it."
by ZippoZeppelin August 4, 2023
Get the Adjire mug.A beautiful, almost goddess like woman. She also has a great personality; funny, charming, and very interesting. An Adjoa is usually the smartest in the class, and everyone looks up to her an wants to be her. She is like sex on legs.
Boy: Whoa! Did you see that chick?
Boy2: Yeah she aight, not as hot as Adjoa though man.
Boy: Well no one can compare.
Boy2: Yeah she aight, not as hot as Adjoa though man.
Boy: Well no one can compare.
by Akosua Lively November 13, 2011
Get the Adjoa mug.by Psycho Kitter December 24, 2019
Get the irked-adjacent mug.a term coined by comedian, actress, recording artist, designer, and author, Margaret Cho. It means someone who looks kind of asian, and might be somewhat , but not quite there.
Chelsea Handler: asian adjacent?
Margaret Cho: yea like John Gosslin, he looks kind of asian... but he has a white last name, and his green eyes throw me off. He's asian adjacent.
Margaret Cho: yea like John Gosslin, he looks kind of asian... but he has a white last name, and his green eyes throw me off. He's asian adjacent.
by sayswhowhat August 10, 2010
Get the asian adjacent mug.by rawrawrawraaa August 23, 2010
Get the Adja mug.