Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day 

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.

Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day by qqduck March 13, 2008

son of a fuck you 

Uttered in only the most painful of situations. Most likely stated while the brain is trying to grasp what the fuck just happened to you.

Random Bystander:(gets hit in the face with a baseball traveling 200 miles per hour) THWAK! OUCH! SON OF A FUCK YOU! What the fuck just happened to me? Was I hit by a baseball or just received a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris?!

son of a fuck you by Nirvana rapes you February 8, 2008

I don’t give a fuck 

It means I don’t care at all

M: Let’s break up!
W: ...
F: What happened?
W: I broke up with my boy friend..
F: Oh no! I’m sorry
W: I don’t give a fuck!

I don’t give a fuck by Ronly October 30, 2017

I don't give a fuck 

an upgraded version of idk and commonly used by annoyed people

gamer: i got like a 1000 wins on fortnite

annoyed person: look I don't give a fuck you virgin

I don't give a fuck by idgaf911 May 17, 2019

I don't give half a fuck 

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

I don't give half a fuck by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008

no one gives a fuck brad 

The extreme act of no more shits being given. Can be used in any act of lost hope and caring of a situation, especially in the instance of wearing the wrong color sweater on the wrong day.

"You're wearing a pink sweater, and it's Tuesday....

No one gives a fuck Brad."

no one gives a fuck brad by MBM Corp. October 14, 2016

i give a fuck 

no i dont

i give a fuck o wait i dont

i give a fuck by the cooler penguin27 September 14, 2020