Shit-ton-fuck

Shit-ton-fuck means more than a shit-ton, a shit-ton-fuck.

“ oh look that guy shaved his beard “
“ woah he looks a shit-ton-fuck younger “

by Prestigiousattorney September 16, 2018

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

by GlazeHer October 29, 2013

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shit-ton

1.take a shit in your pants...that is a shit-ton of shit in your pants.
2.shit-load*shit-load = shit-ton cuFt/Lb.

'I have a shit-ton of shit to do today.'
'That girls got a shit-ton of ass!'
'Now, that's a shit-ton.'

by DickTrickle April 2, 2004

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metric shit ton

A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory

When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.

by the_steve June 20, 2005

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Metric shit ton

a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).

Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow

Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!

by berbebad February 13, 2015

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