shit-ton

1.take a shit in your pants...that is a shit-ton of shit in your pants.
2.shit-load*shit-load = shit-ton cuFt/Lb.

'I have a shit-ton of shit to do today.'
'That girls got a shit-ton of ass!'
'Now, that's a shit-ton.'

by DickTrickle April 02, 2004

PAB

Paging All Buttpirates

The guard said PAB on his radio and was raped by 7 homos

by dicktrickle April 22, 2012