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Get a life

1. A phrase used by people who don't have a life themselves, and are so insecure about that fact that they deem it necessary to go out and insult others.

2. When someone does not have an intelligent (or any kind of) response to an insult and resorts to an elementary-school taunt.

3. When someone is annoyed by your whining and needs to say something to make you shut the hell up.
1. Wait, what? You like to play video games? Ha! nERD! I'm too busy getting high and getting liver disease from all of the alcohol I consume and masturbating to pictures and sleeping with imaginary people! You need to get a life, honestly!

2. Person A: Your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
Person B: Yeah? *thinks for an hour* Well...you need to GET A LIFE!

3. Okay, great. Your girlfriend broke up with you, and you've been whining and pining for over a damn hour. I'm quoting Alyssa Edwards (from RuPaul's Drag Race) here when I say, "Get a grip, get a life, and get over it."
by lilithwynn April 14, 2017
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Losers Need A Life Too

a group formed solely for the reason of bringing informative and humanitarian aid to the average loser. trademarked in 1991 by johnstownsteel, their works include Loser..Your Guide To Living and the ever popular Losing Isn't Everything.
all works distributed by the group can be purchased at...
Lumbee Indian
2020 Winners Way
Johnstown Pa 15939
or call...
1-808-lose-err
"Losers Need A Life Too"
by lumbee indian July 22, 2008
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Get A Life

A command given to someone that uses their time solely on trivial things so they look cool, but everybody knows that they arent cool.

Most people who are told to "get a life" usually retort with something that only a retard would say, such as "Why don't you?", "I already have one.", or, my personal favorite, "Get a face."

If someone needs to "Get a life", they often are disliked by the majority of their peers. If you are lacking a life, you have no interests, friends, or hobbies. You are exceptionally dull-witted, and having no friends is a result of this.

People with very low self-esteem are told to "get a life" sometimes by people that are fed up with them complaining about either how much their life sucks (when it really doesnt) or how stupid/ugly they are, espacially when they arent stupid/ugly.

If you are ever told to "get a life", you should make sure that you dont ahve the symptoms of not having a life, and then FIX IT! Get some friends, find some hobbies, or just stop being stupid!

*There is no real way to "get a life", so it's really a useless comment, ust to say that you lack
A.) personality
B.) friends
C.) interests
D.) anything else that would make someone appealing, an make other people want to spend time with them
by marylovesmusic21 December 4, 2006
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"What a life!!"

say this in response to a stupid comment to describe someone's lame actions
Dude, that was lame..."What a life!!" you lead
by Dune-Micheli Patten March 14, 2007
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Get a life

THe process of going out and actully doing somthing with your meaningless being.
I used to sit at home all day watching Real world re- runs but then my friend told me to get a life. so i did.
by SunnySideUP November 22, 2003
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has a life

Doing productive things with your time. Therefore not spending all your time on the Internet or watching dumb shows like glee.
Kyle has no life, he's always on tumblr. Dan has a life because he has a job!
by Jo26 July 10, 2015
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Imagine having a life

Not having a life like everyone elses because they are a simp to every girl
Chelsea couldnt Imagine having a life because she steals boyfreinds
by hiilikepeanutdoodleshrines February 9, 2021
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