Class 800 801 802

In god knows what year, GWR watched anime and fell in love with japanese shit so they went up to dildo maker hitachi and asked for some high speed trains, and Hitachi said yes.
LNER was jealous of GWR so they ordered some too.
Transpennine Express wanted to get into the action so they ordered some too but the bastards have to be all special so they called them N O V A S
SCR copied the trains designs onto roblox for express and airlink
Then some bastard found a crack in them and now they're not awesome

Dave found a crack in a Class 800 801 802

by ItsFound May 31, 2021

Flight 800

When a joint suddenly dies in the middle of the action (the joint goes out), you go to re-light it and it catches a large portion of the end aflame thus creating a spectacular recreation of flight 800's tragic mid air explosion. Burning half a joint this way is tragic to.

When Steve lit the unsmoked half of the joint, he pulled a Flight 800 resulting in lost weed.

by splinterorion881 October 4, 2007

1-800-273-8255

A number that "wholesome" asswipes will spam everywhere when you make a suicide joke. Google also shoves it in your face, too.

They'll also spam it when you are genuinely contemplating suicide to try and keep you from doing it, despite the fact that humanity probably has only 15-20 years left as a species so living through the next extinction event would be far more excruciatingly painful.

"Suicide is badass" - Frank Reynolds

Person: God damn, sea levels are rising, Russia and NATO are warmongering with each other, inflation is batshit insane, i think it might be a good time to kill myself since i probably won't live much longer anyway.
<3princessrainbowsparkles<3: NOdont kill urself!!! 1-800-273-8255!!1!1!1! TEmp0rary problem perminent solutieon!!!1!!1

by PNurBH February 28, 2023

1-800-696-9696

The Find A Single hotline, especially for gay men.

Man 1: I need a fuckbuddy, I'm tired of those websites.
Man 2: Call this number! 1-800-696-9696

by its not cup! May 15, 2019

1-800

An indicator that the phone number that has 1-800 in it is probably crappy.

Ad: CALL 1-800-GOT-JUNK!
Jamal: Fuck off, low budget advertisement having-ass bitch!

by trenchman February 14, 2020

1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

1-800-FirePop

1-800-FirePop, aka Firep0p, is a user, who on Toyhouse, is generally awarded title of ‘babey’/is regarded as an innocent person who needs to be ‘proteccted’.

1-800-Firepop is babey.

by anonymous September 8, 2020