7-11 doorman

The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas

Why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n' plenty's?

Is it Christmas time already?

by kmoney2000 November 29, 2009

7-11 couple

A couple where one partner is a 7 and the other a 11 on a scale of 1-10. The quantifying traits could be any of hotness, intelligence (:p), social stature etc. Mostly used in the context of physical features though.

Jay and Sofia Pritchett are such a 7-11 couple.

by MuckFizzou February 13, 2010

Fuckass 7/11

A phrase for when something doesn’t go exactly as planned, and a word is needed to express frustration in a less lethal way.

“How’d that dinner date go with Kim?”

“Fuckass 7/11”

by HemiHusky81 July 4, 2022

7/11 Indian

(n.) Used to distinguish between an Indian that comes from India or somewhere in the Middle East from a Casino Indian.

John - I just met this one HOT Indian.
Ben - Thats cool... Wait, was she a "7/11 Indian" or a Casino Indian.
John - 7/11 Indian.
Ben - Thats weird.

by teh_pwnerer09 January 28, 2008

7/11 fail

to be brought down by the weight of one's own hype
to be hoisted on one's own petard


Stems from the server crashes experienced by Apple Computer on July 11, 2008 during the simultaneous launch of the 3G iPhone, the iPhone and iPod Touch 2.0 OS, and MobileMe, which resulted in chaos at stores and inability to update for millions

"I tried to host a house party last night, but I put it on Facebook and five hundred people showed up. The cops had to break it up with the riot squad."
"Dude, you got a 7/11 fail."

by Sovetskysoyuz August 5, 2008

7/11 day

like saying "have a good day" but better.

"have a 7/11 day dude!"

by hugh jass's shoes July 13, 2022

A 7/11 slurpee

You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)

Man my bitch let me do a 7/11 slurpee last night!

by Mr.physicsmhs January 25, 2011