Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025

Brown eyed stare

The naturally stupid or attractive look a person with brown eyes has.

Yeah, James has that brown eyed stare.

by Bigdaddykay April 12, 2025

Ho eyes

The look in a girls eyes where you can tell she is morally challenged.

"Man, that girl at the bar has been checking you out all night. I'd steer clear though, she's got them ho eyes."

by AmericanDaddy April 12, 2025

Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".

Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"

by U_Guru April 18, 2025

Blue eyed

When someone’s eyes look in different directions

That persons eyes are going blue eyed

by Normaleye April 25, 2025

Fore Eyes

Calque of Spanish “anteojos” (“glasses”) which is a compound of ante (in front of, before), and ojos (eyes)

Often misheard as “four eyes”

“That kid over there has fore eyes.”

by Alex-2598 April 28, 2025

Ye Eyes

The look a person gives when they would like to perform an oral sexual act. Typically pertaining to a male to male interaction but not exclusive to it. Can be a significant other or not.

Why is that guy giving me the Ye eyes?
Last night I was just sitting there and my girl gave me the Ye eyes.

by z2z April 29, 2025