Definitions by U_Guru
Man-Eyes
A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
Man-Poo
1. ‘Man-Poo’ is a medical condition affecting the stomach and intestines resulting in abdominal pain and diarrhoea, but strangely, confined only to the male of the population.
2. ‘Man-Poo’ is not just Gastroenteritis (Gastro) more typically seen in the female population. Diarrhoea, abdominal pain and intestinal cramps are so severe the sufferer often describes them as “the end of the world”.
3. With ‘Man-Poo’, normal Diarrhoea takes on the perceived threat level as that of a potential global pandemic.
4. ‘Man-Poo’ is similar to ‘Man-Flu’ in that the male version has an astronomically larger impact on the male than the more common female ‘gastro’ or ‘flu’ respectively.
5. ‘Man-Poo’ is off the Bristol Stool Scale for classifying human faeces (which ranges from Type 1 – ‘severe constipation’ to Type 7 - ‘Liquid Consistency’). Man-Poo needs to be rated as Type 1000 – ‘Explosive Spray Paint’.
2. ‘Man-Poo’ is not just Gastroenteritis (Gastro) more typically seen in the female population. Diarrhoea, abdominal pain and intestinal cramps are so severe the sufferer often describes them as “the end of the world”.
3. With ‘Man-Poo’, normal Diarrhoea takes on the perceived threat level as that of a potential global pandemic.
4. ‘Man-Poo’ is similar to ‘Man-Flu’ in that the male version has an astronomically larger impact on the male than the more common female ‘gastro’ or ‘flu’ respectively.
5. ‘Man-Poo’ is off the Bristol Stool Scale for classifying human faeces (which ranges from Type 1 – ‘severe constipation’ to Type 7 - ‘Liquid Consistency’). Man-Poo needs to be rated as Type 1000 – ‘Explosive Spray Paint’.