oliver ashcroft

Oliver Ashcroft is a dickhead who stays inside all day and plays Fortnite. He shags cats

Oliver Ashcroft is a cunt.

by CreamyCrumble April 29, 2020

Dirty ashawla

The art of wiping your ass with a squirrel then releasing it back into the wild.

Damn, that chick really got banned from the park for doing a dirty ashawla!!

by GilfHunterXXX May 6, 2020

dirty ashdeep

the act of putting curry paste inside of the penis hole and having a female dig it out with a needle.

dude! she gave me a dirty ashdeep and my dick has been bleeding for 6 weeks!

by yourmomscooch May 16, 2020

Ciara Ashcroft

person with the fattest ass you will ever see but best of all, her personality is like no one else's.

Person 1: Have you heard of that Ciara Ashcroft?
Person 2: Yeah its that fit one
Person 1: No, its the one with the most amazing personality to ever exist.
Person 2: *nods head in agreement*

by sxm lel October 29, 2020

Full ashley

Having a drug fuelled drug a drink bender with no sleep.

Mate you wouldn’t go full Ashley this weekend! Mate I’ll give it a proper good go

by Lengemcal November 18, 2020

The Ashli

Shooting a load in someone's throat.

Gave her The Ashli when she was deep throating me.

by Nofuqsgiven January 7, 2021

Daniel Asherov Syndrome

Dan-yell Ass-her-ov Sin-drum
Noun, German and Russian decent

1.) Daniel Asherov Syndrome is a disease where an impotent, cuckold male praises a fake alpha male during the mating ritual. During this satanic process, the “alpha” will lie on top of the beta male’s mate for a total of 25 grueling minutes. Although the event is very lackluster, those with Daniel Asherov Syndrome will claim that the event is the greatest act they have ever witnessed, and it will undeniably result in biracial childbirth.

Conor: Yo, dawg. Why does Daniel Asherov’s baby look like Daniel Cormier?

Cody: He’s got Daniel Asherov Syndrome.

by JungleBookFan January 31, 2021