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Namaste Cunt

A person who's spiritual journey towards awakening and/or enlightenment went so far as to expand their spirituality but unfortunately stopped just short of shedding the relevant part of their ego and instead only made it bigger through over identifying with their new inflated sense of self as a 'spiritual being'!.
How many namaste cunts does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, ask Chad, he just did 5-Meo DMT, and now he's a Shaman!'. 'Karen needs to get a job, 10 Ayahuasca ceremonies and she thinks she can manifest whatever she needs but I'm always paying at Jamba Juice wtf - namaste cunt!'. ' I don't want to be a namaste cunt but - i'm really still trying to integrate that past life healing.'
by Hazzah - 111 May 20, 2024
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Cunt Double

When you find a porn star that resembles a person you know in real life
Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .
by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024
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Psycho Cunt

someone who would take their dying mother in to care for her during Chemo and then kick her out in the middle of the night with nowhere to go, attached to her chemo bags. Because she thought her mom (the frail one in chemo) was going to hurt the physically large woman.
I can’t believe she would do that to her own mom, what a psycho cunt!
by Dicky Stanicky May 25, 2024
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Thunder-cunt

The action of using ones entire body and soul to punt an object with as much force as physically possible and as far as physically possible, this is done usually in an aggressive manner and This manoeuver is typically reserved for toddlers since they are fucking evil shittlings that terrorise anyone within earshot with satanic shrills and they crave nothing but blood, violence and breast milk however, anything small enough is thunder-cuntable

There are a few reasons as to why one may decide to "thunder-cunt" a child, animal or object however it is most commonly done as a result of the perpetrator being annoyed or irritated by the target or simply as a joke as it is fucking hilarious. The sole exception is toddlers as it is obligatory to greet them with an almighty thunder-cunt.

The exact origins of the meme remain unknown however it was first popularised by a comment left on an Instagram reel of a child snarling and chasing the camera man and the meme had resurfaced in the comments section of multiple YouTube shorts.
Person 1: that kids god awful screaming is driving me fucking insane.

Person 2: give me a second *thunder-cunts the child*

Person 1: thank you so fucking much
by Ethishaam May 30, 2024
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cunt

when something is cute and punk
Grandma: Omg the service was so cunt
Redcar: Thank you child, see you next Sunday
by lumineuse_vicky February 11, 2024
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Cunt

Cunt is a slang term for mate or friend in Aussie and kiwi slang.
That guys a "good cunt" means he's a really good guy also known as a GC.
by Sniper_seven February 16, 2024
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Cunt bean

(N.) Used to refer to a clitoris in the act of flicking, licking, or sucking
He was kinky and liked to flick her cunt bean.
by Ruecat February 18, 2024
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