A mysterious suave red-gloved Italian-suited preacher man with a late night TV show who charges $2.22 a second to speak to you, and you pay gladly.
Mom: WHY THE FUCK IS THE PHONEBILL $2,386?!?!
Me: … I… I c-c-called Redcar
Mom: My dear child why didn’t you say so sooner, love that man
Me: … I… I c-c-called Redcar
Mom: My dear child why didn’t you say so sooner, love that man
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