CUNT

Verb.
Acronym for "Cat Unintentionally Ninja Texted"

When a cat slinks across a keyboard or phone and sends incoherent and/or unintended correspondence.

When a person is blaming a butt-dial on their cat.

Scenario 1
Person A receives a text from Person B saying, "astybn op"
Person A:"Did you mean to send that?"
Person B: "oops, cunt."

Scenario 2

When a cat owner returns to their keyboard and notices a bunch of random messages were sent. The cat owner sends the recipient a message before the recipient sees the messages.

Cat Owner: "cunt."

Scenario 3. A person butt dials their ex.
Person: "sorry, cunt."

Example:
"I have received several cunt messages from my friend's cat."

"My cat keeps cunting my coworkers"

by Rhyvver July 14, 2023

cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

lion cunt

Every woman that ever existed of every species

are you lying to me again cunt!? you aint nothing but a lion cunt!

by Mr. Fixzer September 6, 2022

cunt

(1) Your enemy;
(2) Your friend.

e.g (1) (spoken of a friend): "Yeah, I know that cunt. Top bloke."
e.g (2) (spoken of an enemy): "Yeah, I know that cunt..."

by MrReallyReal February 13, 2018

Cunt

A word you use on your mates when you want to throw in a quick insult.Another word for prick.

Oh shut up you stupid cunt!

by JiyanKIZ January 20, 2021

Cunt

Lauren M Austin

Lauren Austin is a huge cunt

by Fuckyoulauren January 31, 2022

cunt

a reclamation of the slur used against women. to say something was well done.

"That outfit was so cunt!"

by junkstoremail November 9, 2023