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shit cuntz

shit cuntz are those cunts that are good for nufffffin. The biggest shit cuntz are Ribbs,and someother shit cuntz.
Tommo:sory ribbs your just a shit cunt
Josh:you should join the shit cuntz
by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005
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shit pickle

After a man is finishing up pounding dat ass and pulls his dick out and it's covered in shit. He now has himself a shit pickle!
I was tapping that ass so hard I pulled out with a shit pickle.
by shitpickles June 8, 2014
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Good-Shit

Good-Shit can be used to refer to a person, generally as a compliment or praise for someone who is fun to be around, or a decent person to be associated with in general.
"Remember that guy we worked with a couple years ago?"
"Yea, old Rudy. He was a good-shit."

"Let's go to my buddy John's house, he's a good-shit."
by mongoloid munnz June 17, 2018
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Shit Pilgrim

1: interjection; often used as a spurradic gleeish vocal outburst to express one's inner mentally challenged self being overloaded to the point of combusture, due to circumstances beyond their limited cranial capacitiy's control. See also RETARD ATTACK

2: interjection; meaningless taunt often used by one after one or more of the following criteria have been met:
1. Any of a variety of small plastic objects have been projected into a certain Puerto Rican's ceiling cooling unit (fan)
2. Any one person in the vicinity of a room away from the speaker of the phrase has been violated (usually anally) in male to male copulation (fucking) in an intimate manner for more than ten seconds. This may include the speaker as a reciever or giver of the copulation.
3. Someone's being a homo.
While Joey sits on the bed innocently, Jake throws bottles into the ceiling fan, while Ricky and Tupac intimately copulate onto eachother on the bed, Jeremiah runs around threatening to call all their parents, and Ghandi pees into empty coke bottles. Being too much for Joey to handle, he stands up, shits himself himself, and exclaims "SHIT PILGRIM!" while shaking violently.
by Larry the Ice cream Man April 22, 2004
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Shit Happens

This was first slurred by a drunken soldier in a bar in europe who was pinning over his impending divorce. The phrase was picked up by the soldier's friend who in turn made it his "catch phrase". It quickly gained popularity and propigated through out the military community. Within two years the phrase started showing up back in the United States.
The blasted soldier was trying to say: I'm stuck over here and she is back home. She met someone else. I'm over here. This is how this kind of shit happens, because he was blaming the military for shipping him overseas.
What came out of the soldier was: ah'm shruck ova heer an shees back home. Sheez met summ one cuz ah'm ova here. An thatz, Shit happens.
by biker dude November 8, 2009
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Shit Stain

more commonly known as "skid mark," a shit stain is the remnance of ones feces on any object.
You left a shit stain on my garden burger
by Matt Bleyle February 13, 2006
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Shit Drop

While in the first year of flight academy, and upon your second solo flight, while accumulating all your feces from your first day of class (in a Glad brand green garbage bag to boot, hand tied, not wire tied)...set course for closest recreational area at an altitude of 300 ft. (preferrably with beach area), ensure plane has trap door access big enough to fit previous years fecal bag through. While at a speed of 60 knots drop fecal bag approx. 1 city block pre-target.
Man was that a sweet Shit Drop!
by Tony the Technician July 25, 2006
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