While in the first year of flight academy, and upon your second solo flight, while accumulating all your feces from your first day of class (in a Glad brand green garbage bag to boot, hand tied, not wire tied)...set course for closest recreational area at an altitude of 300 ft. (preferrably with beach area), ensure plane has trap door access big enough to fit previous years fecal bag through. While at a speed of 60 knots drop fecal bag approx. 1 city block pre-target.
by Tony the Technician July 25, 2006
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